Our author Gleb Klinov reveals a secret on which the best minds in the world have fought for centuries: what if a woman has been offended by you?

How does the boy become a man? At that time, he felt a female dissatisfaction for the first time. Yes, sometimes it really coincides with the first sex, but in the vast majority of cases – no. You feel guilty, but you don’t understand why? Oh, my son, you are already very adult and hit the new magic world of thin collarbones, mysterious smiles and oppressive uncertainty.
I will not say for everyone, but I myself have a zero resistance to female resentment. The brain begins to beat feverishly – what have we hurt? We must immediately repair it in one way or another! And what exactly? Oh Lord! Then it turns out that it was not necessary to do anything, but if you go through the guilt mills, dear friend, – remember this feeling.
Feeling something was only hurting, I always saved the dishes with washing – I removed the plates from the dishwasher and I was washed, with a water noise and another exaggerated with glasses. For any reason, it seems that this image immediately reassures all those who see it. And, of course, from the freshly washed pan, you can discover what is only compared to the time of passion for a woman, a tenderness for a child, a victory in a computer toy and an instant pleasure at the time of sneezing is a short -term elimination of guilt. Oh, this is one of the strongest drugs. This is why guys occasionally for an unknown reason rush to wipe the floor, vacuum cleaner or even wash the windows in the apartment where their beloved lives. They need a dose.
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According to many women, the most attractive male characteristic is an elegant three -day culprit on the face. I immediately want to press this against me and show friends. And the ability to feel female resentment, even if it is not the case, and to live elastic, but moderate repentance is generally the sign of an ideal family man. In addition, wine is a warning sign of a feat.
If you think that a man is unable to catch up when life has stacked you with his acute angle, then no. He feels everything. Even when I left the elevator, I already understood immediately, make sure. It is like a powerful invisible vibration, from which the interior nuts immediately begin to turn. And the fact that it does not give a species is a well -known fact that you have to make coals on fire without stopping.
And now our hero has returned home and now detaches the laces like an expired cracker. Maybe he wants the laces a little to end, but that only proves: now he will fight and win, no matter what it costs.
In fact, a woman A, and we – men – must understand this, very few reasons to be offended. For example, we do not meet its expectations, or we meet, but only that we do not justify them. Or she does not trust her, because how can you have confidence in you, if you have personally chosen here … This. He is thirty-five years old, and he still cannot harmoniously eat the second, but first absorbs all the potatoes in mash, leaving the chop for later. Or worse still – for fifteen minutes, he silently looked by the window and it was normal. But he doesn’t even look, he just died and stands there like a model. And he doesn’t think of anything scandalously.
Another insult occurs due to the fear of being incomprehensible and rejected, and here everything is also clear. For eight years, my wife Marina and I obtained a mutual understanding to about two people never met people. Nothing can be left unanimous, otherwise everything will be poorly perceived. Once I met Marina of the train and said I was standing in the first car. And then he went to the other end of the platform, because Marina is sure: he is at the end of the train. And when I said that the countdown starts with the head of the composition and that the first car is naturally located in the direction of the movement, replied Marina, they say, yes, the train goes in this direction, and the movement begins here in the very place where it is worth it, and I would better stop breaking.
The only thing we are unconditionally okay is that we have a child and he is cute. And the rest of joint life is a giant failure in the size of one million per million cells. It seems that the secret of the fight against resentment is simple – you need a man who is ready not so much to fight for a mutual understanding, but to lose again and again. Just with a tender admiration on the face.
Source: The Voice Mag
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