Under the Seine on Netflix: We’ve rounded up the funniest Shark Movie reviews with Berenice Bejo

It had been announced and eagerly awaited for weeks. His pitch alone created a following. Beneath the Seine, Xavier Gens’s first film for Netflix, features Berenice Bejo and Naseem Lai in a race against time to prevent Mako the shark – who has decided to take up residence in the Seine in Paris – from wreaking havoc days before. Triathlon World Championship to be held in the capital.

On AlloCiné, Sous la Seine received rave reviews from subscribers and an average rating of 1.7 out of 5 from viewers. While the Anglo-Saxon press is pretty lenient about Netflix movies, the French press is absolutely crushing.

The French press has teeth

According to release :”Not another Sharknado, a delirious disaster movie that serves as an exorcism for the average Parisian who has been under pressure for years in what promises to be an extraordinary Olympics.“

According to Telerama :”There was this July 12 when France became world soccer champions and this June 5 when the sharks collided with it.“

According to Parisian :”But what has Berenia Bejo got into this mess? The Caesar-winning actress from The Artist seems lost in this nonsense. His character, like others, is full of clichés. A young environmental activist, clearly lesbian, and her comrades wear piercings, blue hair and Peruvian hats. Definitely.“

According to echoes :”Apart from its non-existent script and its grotesque special effects, which are a scant demonstration of the usefulness of the €20 million budget, “Sous la Seine” should be seen to the end, if only for its ambition to laugh so openly in Paris. One month before the opening of the Olympic Games.“

According to Პirveli :”The young green activists are described as disgusting Greta Thunbergs (and largely responsible for the carnage caused by the sharks) opposed by a friendly police force, dignified keepers of the peace who hand out food to the peaceful, cultured homeless. people.“

According to the world :”Unfortunately, the mayor’s seat at City Hall is occupied by a narcissistic juggler (Anna Marivin), who refuses to face the facts. More powerful than Vladimir Putin and Xi Jinping, he would rather than cancel the triathlon, order the police chief to delete from social networks any reference to the death of the shark defender.“

According to point :”Beneath Senna, unlike the victims of Lilith—her giant shark—is a brain death that is as painful as it is painful. What should be another B series without the added value we watch cooking nevertheless boasts ambitions that are unfairly supported by a generous budget (almost 20 million euros).“

According to Open the screen:”The hypothesis of a shark in the Seine is always less fantastic than the scene where the mayor of Paris is praised by Parisians.”

If you haven’t seen it yet, it’s enough to form your own opinion. Under the Seine is currently available on Netflix.