Be careful because we could be facing the biggest discovery of the year. That account totals 1.3 million followers and publishes authentic jewels.
Day in and day out, I, your faithful editor of the most delusional news, convince (and sometimes beg a little) my bosses (nicer, hey) to let me fulfill my goal in life: that there is no not a single second on this planet without news of Brad Pitt. And I think, dear ones, that you will agree with me that my professional goal is worthy of the Pulitzer Prize.
And no, it is not a personal whim. It’s Brad Pitt’s fault. Because? Well because how He doesn’t have Instagram, one has to look for chestnuts (which literary squirrel) to find out what’s happening in, and with, his life. Oh no, wait, it does have. Wait a minute, let’s see… Yes, yes, the account is called @bradpittofflcial and has 1.2 million followers.
It has to be yours, right? More than anything because those million people would be following someone who is not Brad Pitt. Well… surprise! Welcome to the 21st century where a Unofficial account of Brad Pittwhich clearly says that IT IS NOT OFFICIAL, get over a million followers. And no, it’s also not run by the Brad Pitt doppelganger who looks more like Brad Pitt than Brad Pitt. Ojito because whoever is behind this profile is smarter than a school of dolphins for two reasons.
The first is that you are not fooling anyone because in his bio the following can be clearly read: “This is a fan page dedicated to the talented Brad Pitt and is not affiliated with the actor in any way“. The second thing is that he has played with the profile name in a sublime way. Heads up: @bradpittofflcial. Now, separate the three words: brad, pitt, offlcial. Boom. This way, if someone goes on the Internet and searches for “brad pitt official instagram account”, this account will appear as the first result. Sublime.
Is Brad Pitt behind this Instagram account?
I am glad that you ask me this question because I am going to tell you a most curious thing. And real as life itself. Hours after I pitched this topic to my bosses, the unofficial Brad Pitt account uploaded this video to their feed.
Not only that, but he added to his profile a links from which to buy that Mannekin Pis Garden Sculpture so… disturbing? Oh, don’t tell me that… it can’t be… Let’s see, let’s see, wait a minute. Didn’t Brad Pitt start teaching sculpture? after his divorce? Yes Yes. But as if this weren’t enough proof that Brad could be the creator of this scatological gardening work (and therefore owner of this account), in September of last year Brad exhibited his works in Finland and they were very rare too.
That being said, I wonder: Would Brad Pitt be able to have an Instagram account posing as him, being him, but not saying it? do you get me? Ains, wouldn’t this moment be absolutely wonderful? And no, don’t tell me this couldn’t happen because we all know that more than one celebrity has fake Instagram accounts.
From here, Brad, if you’re reading me, give me another sign., please. Oh, and in case you don’t know who I am, I’ll leave you my Instagram here with a photograph from when I lived in Los Angeles and posed as your film partner in once upon a time in hollywood, Margot Robbie. Separated at birth, I already say so.
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Jason Root is a writer at Gossipify, known for his in-depth coverage of famous people in entertainment, sports, and politics. He has a passion for uncovering the stories behind the headlines and bringing readers an inside look at the lives of the famous. He has been writing for Gossipify for several years and has a degree in Journalism from UC Berkeley.
