After the emotional hangover of the end of his trial against Amber Heard, Johnny Depp has reappeared more changed than ever. Don’t worry, he hasn’t had surgery, but he has taken care of himself.
Vitamin injections, eyebrow cuts to stimulate hair growth, Botox, facelifts, liposculptures, intravenous cocktails to regenerate cells, etc. The long list of beauty horrors to which we women can submit makes my hair stand on end and reminds me that Halloween is a party that the female sex celebrates every time the laser is going to be done in the groin.
And I have to say that everything noted in the previous paragraph is, in large part, what makes me adore and envy men in equal parts. Yes, I admit it. I feel enormous envy for male biology and Johnny Depp has just handed me, with his own image, the opportunity to explain my theory.
Johnny Depp: a new man in just three steps
Since I was little I have been subject to traditional female beauty canons par excellence through basic rituals as they are shave me (legs, thighs, English, armpits, lip, toes, arms if necessary, eyebrows and chin), dye my gray hair (I got them when I was 24 years old and since then I live under the constant fear of not going to the hairdresser’s soon enough for friends and strangers to tell me “it’s that gray hair ages and gives a feeling of disheveled”) and stay at a weight that society considers “normal” (not me, but society) without looking “too thin” or “well, it seems that you have left a little, right?”.
Namely, Those three steps (hair removal, dye and weight) are the Holy Trinity of any woman worth her salt.. Well, to explain it in a simpler way: there is no woman in the universe who, by doing those three steps, changes. The reason? They program us from a young age so that they become part of us. And I’m telling you that it sticks with you because even if you try to get rid of these ‘obligations’ you can’t.
Now, while I can’t change my physical appearance other than by stretching my skin until it looks like I just rode Dragon Khan 14 times in a row, men, and in this case Johnny, can completely renew their image with the three steps that every woman has tattooed in her DNA. Oh, and having “left” before. Oh no, sorry. It is that men do not “let themselves”, men live quietly until one day they decide they want to look better. Ains, what envy.
And that’s what happened to Johnny. No more no less. Depp has jumped on the bandwagon of the quintessential female trilogy And of course, it has done wonders for him. has shaved (the male version of waxing), a splash of color has been given in her hair to make it look like she’s 49 instead of 59, and He has gone out to walk around his mansion a couple of weeks (we are talking about surroundings that can be measured in hectares, so be careful with “going for a walk”) and of course, what happened to it? That is unrecognizable!
Come on, not even with the magic wand of Photoshop can such a striking change be achieved. Johnny, welcome to the female beauty trilogy club.. Now it’s your turn to show that you can “not leave yourself”. Cheer up and good luck.
Source: Fotogramas
Camila Luna is a writer at Gossipify, where she covers the latest movies and television series. With a passion for all things entertainment, Camila brings her unique perspective to her writing and offers readers an inside look at the industry. Camila is a graduate from the University of California, Los Angeles (UCLA) with a degree in English and is also a avid movie watcher.
