Marvel: 8 Jokes Only Adults Can Understand

Hulk at the hotel

In The Incredible Hulk, when Bruce Banner and Betty Ross find themselves in a motel room having an intimate moment, the hero’s watch suddenly starts beeping angrily. “I can’t get too excited,” he warns later, implying that the green giant doesn’t just react to stress or anger.

size contest

In Ant-Man and the Wasp, Scott Lang meets Bill Foster (Laurence Fishburne), a former member of SHIELD and former associate of Hank Pym. When he discovers that Foster has also tested the “Goliath” program, Ant-Man can’t help but ask how high he went.

When told that his predecessor’s record is 6 meters, Lang proudly replies that his is 19 meters. A little contest, which Hope Van Dan ends by firing off the following response: “Okay, finished your size contest?”

Bare as green

In Thor: Ragnarok, right after confronting the Hulk in the Sakaar Arena, the Thunder God wakes up in the monster’s cell, emerging completely naked from the bath. Unable to look away in time as the green giant walks past him, Thor seems somewhat traumatized by what he just saw.

“It’s printed now,” he exclaims in utter disgust.

old

At the beginning of Guardians of the Galaxy 2, when Peter Quill learns that the Sovereigns reproduce by multiplying within DNA modules of the offspring, he replies that he prefers his “old-fashioned method of reproduction”.

“Maybe one day you can give me a history lesson,” suggests the priestess Ayesha, who seems to have fallen in love with the star-lord. But Gamora quickly put an end to this little love affair.

The Star-Lord’s Many Conquests

At the start of Guardians of the Galaxy, after retrieving the orb from its supply, Peter Quill rushes back to his ship and takes off before being overtaken by his enemies. After a few loops, a completely confused young alien emerges from the hold.

“Well, I’d rather be honest with you. I forgot you were there,” Star-Lord declares to the young girl’s exasperated air, implying that he’s entering into relationships without a future.

“Game Doctor”

“Romanoff? You and Banner, this is definitely not the time to play doctor,” Tony Stark exclaims at the end of Avengers: Age of Ultron, as Black Widow and the Hulk slowly join the team.

The expression is suggestive, to say the least, and even more so in the original version of the film, where Stark directly asks Romanov and Banner not to play “Hide the Pumpkin” (“Hide the Pumpkin”).

Back to the Middle Ages

at the beginningAvengers: Age of UltronAs the superheroes take turns trying to lift Thor’s hammer, Tony Stark claims that if he succeeds in the task, he will automatically become King of Asgard, and has already announced his first measure as sovereign: “I’ll start by restoring fatigue. de seigneur,” she declares with a completely relaxed air… before collapsing violently.

awkward situation

“You’ve already caught me doing worse than that,” Tony Stark exclaims in the first Iron Man when Pepper Potts bursts into his shed and grabs him as his armor is torn apart by mechanical claws. Worse than that, okay. Yes, but what exactly?