MusicRelembre 17 deep phrases by Ozzy Osbourne, the Prince of Darkness

Like anyone who remembers the reality show The Osbournes, displayed by MTV Between 2002 and 2005, you can attest: Ozzy Osbournewho died on Tuesday, 22, at 76, had a special way with the words.

It didn’t matter if he was leaving the stage after playing for 50,000 fans or sitting at home struggling to use the TV remote, the metal pioneer could always invent a phrase that was hilarious and unexpectedly wise. This is why the family rejected the initial idea that The Osbournes It was a sitcom instead of a reality show.

“Do you know what I think we should do?” Jack Osbourne to the father in 2000, while ERIK HEDEGARDfrom the Rolling Stone, watched. “We should have a team coming here at home spent a weekend and see how we really act. It would be how The Real World, But with us. “

“Ah, that would be shit,” he replied Ozzy. “Good idea, Jack. “

It was a very, very good idea that has changed the lives of all of them forever. But the cameras of MTV captured only a small part of the wisdom pearls that Ozzy It has offered over the years. Here are 17 great verses of the brilliant mind of John Michael “Ozzy” Osbournethe Prince of Darkness.

What makes me crazy in life is that when you learn everything, it’s too late to deal with the situation. It should be the opposite. We should be born with all this common sense and knowledge and then get stupier as we get older. ” (Via Rolling Stone)

I’m just the father. It is a crazy life, in fact. A rock star should say, ‘Give me an analgesic!’ Or: ‘Give me a shower in the fucking water of Perrier [água mineral natural com gás, proveniente de uma fonte no sul da França]! ‘. What I get is dog poop to the elbows and a lot of insults. “(Via Rolling Stone)

Viagra is a great sleeping medicine. I take Viagra and Sharon sleeps immediately. ” (Via Guitar world)

I took anger at anger for pulling the head of a bat with a bite, but that’s okay – the bat had to take Ozzy’s vaccines. ” (Via The Guardian)

Sometimes I’m afraid of being Ozzy. But it could have been worse; I could have been the Sting. ” (Via youtube)

Being sober on a bus is totally different from being drunk on a bus. ” (Via birmingham world)

I love a good nap in the afternoon – it’s the best thing in the world. It doesn’t matter if you call the escape from reality or not, it’s amazing. At least you wake up with your head in place and without eating someone else’s wife. ” (Via Rolling Stone)

Sex Pistols Steve Jones once told me, ‘I hated the Beatles.’ For me, this is how to say that you hate the air. ” (Via Rolling Stone)

I am the feeling of the month. I know I’m this year’s version of Roseanne Barr. I know the bubble will burst and that I will be news from yesterday. But I will not let any of this disturb my music. I can still rock like a son of a bitch. ” (Via Rolling Stone)

In a minute, we were a rock band using cocaine. In the other, we were a cocaine band using rock. ” (Via Rolling Stone)

My son, Jack, is sometimes annoyed. One day he said to me, ‘Dad, the difference is whether people are laughing with you or you.’ I said, ‘As long as they are laughing, it doesn’t matter.’ ”(Via Rolling Stone)

But if I think this program is screwing with my family – if I find that my son is using cocaine – I’ll say, ‘You can fuck you. I don’t want to have a TV show and bury two children at the end. ‘ Most important to me is the love I have for my family. I love them more than life itself. (Via Rolling Stone)

Randy [Rhoads] He was too young and a guy too cool to die. They are always the assholes of the world that live until the age of 199. ” (Via Rolling Stone)

I guarantee that if I died tonight, tomorrow would be: ‘Ozzy Osbourne, the man who ripped the head of a bat with his teeth, died in his hotel room …’. I know this will happen. But I have nothing to complain about. At least I will be remembered. ” (Via Rolling Stone)

I hate vacuum cleaners. They make the most nauseating noise in the world, like a dying GNU being dragged up and down in the hallway. “(Via Rolling Stone)

We couldn’t even release a fart. We received invitations to play conventions of witches and black masses at the Highgate Cemetery. Honestly, I thought it was a joke. We were the last hippie band – we liked peace. ” (Via Rolling Stone)

I am no longer in the band because of musical differences. They were musical. I was different. ” (Via Rockportraits)

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