Your Mom, Her Bald Head, and 8 Other Things Every Man Worries About

Quite natural experiences when a man is in a state of love. The fact is that women cleverly use the most common phrase: “Everything is in order”, expecting that by facial expression, gestures or intonation of the voice of men, they will understand where and what they did wrong.

From an early age, we are taught to close intimate places so that no one can ever see what is hidden behind seven seals, or rather, in pants. And now, at the most crucial moment, men are also worried about the beauty of their penises or, which can completely kill potency, priests. Yes, it is too difficult to access the deepest point of the male body.

It’s sex! If one of you wasn’t sweating, then you were probably lying on your stomach and leaving all the work to your partner. Sex is like a gym: it requires not only skills, but also decent performance. And that takes strength! So stop worrying, it’s better to go in the shower.

Some men naively believe that a woman will get blisters after prolonged sex or, worse, that she will simply fall asleep. It’s best to let your man know that prolonged sex isn’t bad, but if he’s so worried, let him throw his strength into some quality foreplay.

He tells you a fascinating story about a car/guns/computer games, and you feel like you’re about to lean back? The situation is not easy, because pretending to be enthusiastic when you have no idea what you are really talking about is too difficult a task. And yet, try to get involved in the conversation, because it is so important for him to share with his beloved wife what he finds incredibly interesting.

If it’s sex, make sure you’ve passed the appearance test with “excellent.” Well, who will have sex with an unattractive person? But besides your beauty and, in particular, the beauty and quantity of hair, he is concerned about his own appearance: to shave or not to shave? Too much chest hair? Where does this baldness come from?

He may worry about his own volume if his breathing doesn’t hear your soft moans. Most likely, the guy tries very hard and therefore spends all his physical resources to satisfy his wife. There is nothing wrong with that, unless the volume of its sounds bother you too.

Everyone, absolutely everyone is afraid of making an unpleasant noise when there is someone next to them. If it happened unexpectedly for everyone, it’s worth pretending that nothing happened. After all, we are all human and things happen.

Surprisingly, men give us a wonderful compliment, believing that women are such good actresses that for several years they play the role of a loving wife. But in fact, many people secretly worry about not being good enough or attractive enough to be liked. Either the partner does not really feel the emotions he is talking about. Well, someone else’s soul is dark, but you shouldn’t dwell on that.

Yes, a mother is the dearest person who, of course, has some influence over her child. From then on, every man is secretly afraid of not being liked by his mother-in-law and does everything to prevent this from happening: going to the store urgently, hammering a nail or even baking a pie! In general, everything they would never have done voluntarily.

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