8 reasons not to call her first

This is the main reason for never dialing his number. Because you are deeply mistaken if you think you can hide this fact. He will fully understand that you have spent several hours constantly staring at the phone, and he will immediately imagine himself a prince. Why the hell would you want to feed his smugness?

And what? Do you want to check? Imagine he answers your call to state in a lazy voice, “Well, I don’t know, I’m so busy…maybe another time?” You sure don’t want to hear that, do you? Therefore, be patient: if nothing changes in a few days, erase it from your memory and do not spoil your self-esteem.

And you will verify it with just one call. How? Oh, I should probably call it a Sunday night; they’re probably at home watching a show. Of course, he will hang up the call, then you will understand everything! And it is possible that this will happen: you call, he will press the end call button. Because that’s when her cat will get her head stuck in the couch.

Fallen, awakened – plaster. Or he was drugged and taken to Samarkand. In fact, if something really happened to him, it still doesn’t concern you, and he won’t like your call. But probably nothing happened. He just won’t call you, stop making up the Martians who treacherously kidnapped him.

Well yes. The cellphone carrier’s main office was also captured by the Martians and cut off communications for the earthlings, so it would be more convenient to enslave us. True, my mother, a friend and a courier from an online store contacted you for some reason.

In principle, this situation is possible, but only if Stirlitz is dead in you, and you do not leave real information about yourself anywhere. First on social networks. And if you have social networks, do you think he wouldn’t have found you?

I got drunk and thought: why not?! I am a modern young woman, what are these dense prejudices for me? I want to call! We explain to you what the problem is: if you were really ready to call him so easily, you would have already done so. And if this bright thought visited you only now – you, my dear, cut. And you won’t coo coquettishly into the phone, but mumble sadly. Best case scenario.

You pickles, yeah. Use this naughty trick to make you think of him. Now he will wait a little longer – and it will be possible to warm you up! And you to him – bam! – and you will shatter all plans with your call. Know ours! This is all fine, of course, but you should be aware that if you call him, his plan has succeeded. He just marinated you, it happens. Probably inexperienced. So, if you want to break the template for a scoundrel, in no case do not call! Wait for her call, listen to her apology, then respond, “That’s very nice, of course, but who are you?!”

And if you’ve read all of these 8 reasons and haven’t found any that sound good to you, call. But better stock up before this something tasty. Because you can be a modern young woman who easily spits on prejudice. But then you still need to eat stress.