10 male sexual habits that piss us off

Leading by a huge margin – nearly every woman in our survey mentioned this odd male characteristic. We are also interested: do the socks left on the feet feel safe, comfortable and warm? What motivates men who cling to these two unfortunate pieces of fabric, like drowning people with straws?

Navy, 27 years old:

Don’t get us wrong, we’re all for safer sex, but, you see, male paranoia is sometimes not only funny, but also pointless. So let’s not go to extremes. Do you remember the names of people who use coitus interruptus as a method of contraception? Right! Parents.

The same goes for two, three or more condoms. Not always “the more the better”.

Daria, 25: “I had a partner. We both had certificates from the doctors involved, although I didn’t need them – I was a virgin. And I took oral contraceptives, but he was paranoid, and every time we had sex, it ended in coitus interruptus. He hated condoms, so he always took them off. This left a feeling of incompleteness and mistrust. Maybe he thought I was lying that I was on pills and really wanted to get pregnant with him?

This habit is annoying not only in sex, but in relationships in general. Although sometimes it seems that male and female sexuality live somewhere on different planets. Take care of your brain and your G-spot.

Nastya, 25: “I have observed this characteristic in many men. Here he finished, and you – no. Then he suddenly thrusts his finger into your vagina and begins to move aggressively there, looking for the G-spot there. But the finger is not a penis! When he moves inside, and even at such speed, it hurts. To be honest, I’d rather give myself an orgasm. Each time I have to explain that the manual caresses must be different.

No, showering after sex can be quite a healthy and natural manipulation, but men should remember that there are at least two participants in sex, and a mistress is not a rubber doll that can be simply rinsed and put in a cupboard until the next use.

Anastasia, 32: “I had a lover, just obsessed with hygiene. And as soon as we finished making love, he jumped up like a scalded man and rushed into the bathroom. I was terribly offended, we weren’t somersaulting in a pigsty, and I’m not dirty, I don’t need to be “washed” myself. In general, we broke up with him very quickly, when I was tired of feeling shame every time after sex. And I don’t mind the shower! I just don’t understand why you can’t lie down, hug and then, for example, go to the shower together.

Let him find the same one who immediately after the kiss will go brush his teeth.

How many times have they told the world that orgasm is not the meaning of sex, and even if it doesn’t happen, the planet won’t go off axis. But no! Either all or nothing!

Tatiana, 42 years old: “Every time, it seems to me that at that moment, he should have a scab, put on dark glasses and say: “Agent X, FBI. Answer honestly: are you finished? How can you prove it?” And also shine a flashlight in the face to be persuasive. I have no idea why this question should be asked. Saying “no” will ruin the mood for him and me, because either he will feel obligated to do something else (and I don’t want to) or he will feel hurt.

Everyone likes surprises. Or not? In general, it is better to agree on certain things on the shore. Especially when it comes to aggression. Yes, yes, you heard right. Many men want to “spice up” the sex game. So it is better to immediately clarify whether the real Christian Gray is hiding inside the usual Vova.

Evgenia, 27: “I don’t understand when, during gentle sex, they can kick their buttocks with all their might. What’s on your mind? Did you kill a mosquito? Nope? So what the hell are you doing?!”

No one likes lazy people, especially lazy people in bed. Unfortunately, there are still specimens that think only of their own pleasure. Only one happiness: these are easy to “bite” the first time.

Anya, 33: “M. and I haven’t met for long, to be honest. He was charming and sweet. Once we got to him, and suddenly he started undressing. In fact, I didn’t mind sex at all, although I would rather we stripped. He usually strips down, lies on his back, spreads his arms like a starfish, and says, “I only like it when a woman is on it.” I look at him, he looks at me. I sighed, lay down next to me, and said, “As I understand you, I love you like that too.”

This generally includes two characteristics at once: duration and variety. More precisely, the absence of the latter. Apparently the “jackhammer” is not a temporary impulse from the soul, it is literally a call. Male “pickhammers” don’t listen to anything or anyone: they just hammer. And they beat. And they beat. They’re sure that if it’s done long enough, the woman will still have an orgasm (out of desperation, apparently), and then he’ll ask, “Are you done?” – and, satisfied, fall asleep.

Probably, you can also “reach out” to the “jackhammers” and tell them that the position can not only be missionary or doggy style, but that you can have sex for less than three hours.

Here, in fact, the taste and color – all felts are different. Some people like to speak rudely, while others prefer to speak quietly.

Dana, 29: “I hate that a man scratches his tongue all the time: it terribly prevents me from concentrating on the process. Apparently someone told him he “loves with his ears” women, so he keeps raping my ears. Every second, new questions arise: do you like it? Tell me how you want me Can you feel me coming inside? No, I only feel how much you love my brain! Shut the fuck up and let me enjoy!”

Male “sex machines” can easily compete with “jackhammers”. Maybe their technique is different, but the spirit is the same.

“Sex machine” is by no means a quality, it is a complex set of characteristics. These men always seem to be involved in the casting of some kind of porn movie. They smear themselves with oil to make their skin shine, moan as if they were seized with rheumatism, and twist their mistress like a “chicken on a spit”, changing position every minute.

It can be funny and interesting once, but when your whole sex life gets so tumultuous… Well, no!