2023 Oscars: “If you’ve got a joke and you want to go on stage, you have to go through some of my friends first.”

2023 Oscars: “If you’ve got a joke and you want to go on stage, you have to go through some of my friends first.”

Adonis Creed, Michelle Yeoh, The Mandalorian, Spider-Man, Fabelman (Steven Spielberg) and Guillermo (not Del Toro, second): this is the security service that Jimmy Kimmel imagined at the 95th Academy Awards. The master of ceremonies with a speech – as always – very funny, did not return Will Smith’s slap to Chris Rock, the main fact of the evening of the Oscars 2022.

“We want to have fun, we want to feel safe, and above all, I want to feel safe. We have strict measures in place. If someone commits violence in this room during the ceremony, they will receive the Oscar for best actor and 19 minutes of speech.’

“The academy has really created a crisis cell. If something happens during the ceremony, do exactly like last year. Nothing. Sit and do absolutely nothing. Hug the attacker at the limit. And if you get a joke. And you want to go on stage, you have to go through some of my friends first.”

“Heavyweight champion of the world, Adonis Creed, before you get to me, you have to fight Michelle Yeoh, before you get to me, you have to beat The Mandalorian. You have to face Spider-Man. You have to face Fabelman. And you have to go through my right arm, Guillermo, before you come on stage. No… another Guillermo. He looks so good. But he’ll hit you so hard he’ll take the tar out of you.”


Source: Allocine

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