Faux Raccord, song: Michelle and Michelle are back… with a rap song!

“This is Michelle and Michelle. It’s the most beautiful story since Christmas…” Without knowing it, Oldelaff perfectly summed up the adventures of AlloCiné’s technicians. In his cheerful song “C’est Michel”. A song that has become a true anthem for two of our friends who today decided to sing their praises by rapping around Faux Raccord. Title: “Heavy”.

So they did “make that noise” Like they’re yelling into a microphone? You be the judge in the clip below!

Written, composed and directed by Gabriel K. Sardet, recorded and mixed by Gregory Gabi Hifi-Génie ProductionsDirected by Hélène Barthélemy, this production marks the new season of Faux Raccord (“Since 2010 without interruption”) and is part of AlloCiné’s 30th anniversary celebrations (since 1993… not even a holiday) that our black and yellow house is celebrating this year.

Send us something heavy, something very, very heavy!

But this clip is missing something… even the most important thing. You! All the Michelles and all the Michelles who have faithfully followed our post-movie analysis and over 400 episodes over the years. That’s why we’re going to offer you, if you want, to contribute to a participatory version of this part! It’s very easy to become part of the clip:

• Only after the clip and its blooper will the karaoke version be released

• Record yourself singing a phrase, a verse, as a whole, alone, in pairs, with others…

• Remember to wear headphones (we need your voice without the music)

• Send us a video la-redac@allocine.fr To contact you with an email address (we will send you an image rights authorization instead)

• Have fun… and send us some heavy, very, very heavy stuff!

“Heavy”, text

Clothes that change color between two shots

Objects that disappear even though they were there before

Reflection of spotlights in the windows

When I watch the movie, everyone is taking aspirin

We fear him on the set

I arrested the studios

When we say Michelle and Michelle

There are all the scripts that are on it

I believe what I see and I don’t care (I don’t care)

I say out loud what we can’t see and I’m crazy (I’m crazy)

A technician in jeans

On the gladiator stage

The entire film crew

It can be seen in the rear view mirror

The plan was repeated twice

Let the editors take their fingers off

It can attack any living thing

on cartoons too

Badly hidden camera

Paper mache decor

Stunt performers pretend

A microphone that goes through the screen

Scenes that lack realism

or full of anachronisms

when i see a movie that shines (shine)

I send my torpedoes (torpedoes)

(……….)

Big mistake in translation

or post-sync

A nice extra that sleeps

Corpses that are still breathing

Latex sword

Panties in a great sex scene

A girl dried out of water

A dwarf dressed as a penguin

I attack fields in counter fields

Bad connections in traffic

Useless special effects

Blockbusters I wear them

Fake sequence shots and product placement (ducts)

I smoke everything with elegance and megalomania (refuse)

I fear nothing and no one, I send producers to the slaughterhouse

We can say what we want, this is Sherlock Holmes of the 7th art

I move forward frame by frame, dance frame by frame

For repentant techies, he’s the godfather of slow motion

Maybe his mother is a cousin and the cousin’s name is Kevin

I’m a bit of a psychic, I studied druid,

Welcome to Faux Raccord, going non-stop since 2010

We may not win the Goncourt prize, but I have something very, very heavy!

• “Heavy”

• Listen to the song on Spotify

• Listen to the song on Deezer

• Lyrics and musical composition: Gabriel K. Sardet

• Creators: Gabriel K. Sardet & Anthony Barthélémy

• Interpretation: Michel & Michel

• Artistic direction: Grégory Gaby & Gabriel K. Sardet

• Recording and Mixing: Grégory Gaby – Hifi-Génie Productions

• Director: Helen Barthelemy

• Source: Red Raven Prod

• Production: Gabriel K. Sardet / Webedia / AlloCiné