Saturday night live streamThe May 7 cold snap swept everything after the Supreme Court document leaked indicating that Roe Wade would be removed from the Amber Heard and Johnny Depp libel trial.
The 13th-century English sketch featured hosts Benedict Cumberbatch, Andrew Dismux, Alex Moffat, Kate McKinnon, Chris Reddy, and Cecil Strong.
“When I was cleaning a hole in the side of the castle where we were digging and then it fell through the sky into a hole of human feces, I started thinking about miscarriage,” Cumberbatch said. “Don’t you think we should pass a law against it?”
“Do you want to know that we are against pointy shoes?” asked Dismukes. “Yes, something as fair and reasonable as these laws,” replied Cumberbatch.
The Cold War further focused on the aftermath of the post-Roo world, noting how instead of banning abortion all over England, they could ban it in certain parts of the country so that Concubine could go elsewhere to have an abortion. abortion. .
Strong was added to the skit as an “almost 12 year old” servant to be clear.
Shouldn’t women have a choice because having a baby means 50% of the death? the strong man asked.
“That’s why we also offer maternity leave,” Cumberbatch said. “When you complete 20 years of continuous childbirth, you can go.”
“Shouldn’t we make an exception for rape or incest? Dismukes asked in a boisterous response from Moffat, who said, “But this is the only kind of sex.”
Strong went on to ask why they care about this issue, rather than the fact that most people in the city cannot read or write, or that everyone is dying from the current plague.
“Oh, do you think that just because I have an active plague, I need to wear a mask?” Dismukes asked, adding, “This is my body, this is my choice.”
Cumberbatch later said it was clear to him that they had reached the limit of human knowledge by cutting their hair and “trusting the Catholic Church with our money and our children”. Moffat said he also found birth control.
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“You can’t get pregnant until a man whispers during ejaculation, ‘You’re kidding,'” she said. Dismux added: “There’s always a plan B: let 1000 bees bite you.”
When they put it to a vote, Cumberbatch, Dismux and Moffat agree to make abortion illegal, and Reddy says he’s against it until he jokes he can’t vote.
McKinnon then appeared to be a magician and said he ate “strange mushrooms in a cow dung heap”, allowing him to see the future.
“Don’t worry, dear girl,” McKinnon told Strong. “These barbaric laws will one day abolish something called progress. And then about 50 years after the progress, they’ll say, “Maybe we should stop making progress.” I don’t know why my visions at that moment are so confused. It seems that all the power comes from Florida. And if you think our record company is weird, you should watch the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard trial.
McKinnon concluded his case by saying that no matter what choices women make, they can always keep fighting.
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Source: Hollywood Reporter
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