Jimmy Kimmel at Disney’s annual presentation on Tuesday changed the streaming and TV streaming landscape to improve his monologue as he battled the COVID-19 case.
After appearing remotely at the event late into the night, the presenter delivered a booth routine for advertisers during the company’s event, poking fun at traditional broadcasters including ABC as well as broadcasters like Netflix, Disney+ and Amazon.
Here are some of Kimmel’s best monologue jokes.
“You know, every year I say, ‘Get off Netflix.’ And this year it came true. Netflix lost subscribers for the first time; things are really tough there. Today they have a layoff. I understand they might not even be able to bring Emily in. back from Paris. Your solution to this subscriber shortage is to stop sharing passwords. Remember when Netflix openly invited us to share passwords? We had the thought, “How do these people make money?” Turns out not. Now they’re coming to our advertising dollars, technically just his money, but you know what I mean. And he hates it. Although I must admit that after these smug creatures have whispered into our lives over the years, it’s really nice to see them. selling ads. everyone loves it bridgeton. How much do you think he’ll like it when he’s interrupted by a tech ad every four minutes, dear Zurab Dollars? We already have ads from Netflix, it’s called Halo. Call Hulu, Stephen Baldwin, streaming platforms.”
NBC just picked up a new drama and this is a repeat of the 59th most popular show of 1990. vantage jump. they restart vantage jump s night test. This is not a fall calendar. These are the tapes you’ll find in your dead uncle’s VCR.”
– “Our qualification is now in the bathroom. But with your financial support, it could be one of those beautiful Japanese toilets.
– “There are many advantages of competition: Disney+, Hulu+, Paramount+, Apple TV+. This is a plus-have-fuck. There is Crackle+ and this is not a joke. Anyone who thought we needed Crackle+ should make a crack at home.”
“There are many who say that the television network is dying. I’m not that optimistic. And yet for some reason, despite the downgrade, TV ad spending increased by 37% in the first quarter of this year. How is it possible? The more viewers we lose, the more money we make. What kind of message does it get across?
– “Of course, the strippers cut us. We are the fax machine five years after e-mail was invented.
– “Bachelor Celebrate the 20th anniversary in our network. Many people ask us how to keep Bachelor The franchise is new. The answer is very simple: we are not. We keep doing the same nonsense until everyone has herpes. reading what follows Bachelor It seems the question of what comes next for the White Keep. This is a rude little burger and crispy fries, what don’t you understand?
– “They dance with the stars Moved to Disney+. We are launching a show that is almost exclusively watched by seniors, on a platform that is almost exclusively watched by children and virgin adults.”
– “Hulu is booming. Now they have the Kardashians, or the Kardashians, Hulu. I actually learned a lot from this show last week. I’ve heard the difference between Big Dick Energy and Big Ball Energy. … I know why “storytelling is the foundation of everything Disney does”.
“Fox didn’t even bother to release the fall schedule yesterday, which makes no sense. Why have it in advance? But what if CBS said, “Hey, we’re not going to release the fall schedule.” If there is no autumn schedule, how do we understand or not Blue blood Is it still in the air?”
“NBC paid nearly $8 billion for the lowest-rated Olympics ever. “I have to say that viewers surprisingly didn’t think seeing skiers jumping in the shadow of an abandoned nuclear power plant was the big news of the year.”
“One of the few new shows on CBS has cast stars Marcia Gay Harden. Or, as she is known in Florida, Marcia Harden.”
“The CEO has never spoken to Disney before and now we know why. beto [Chapek]I think I speak for all of us when I say we can’t wait to see you gi-jane 2.”
“We may not have the Olympics, young sheldon Or 14 shows over Chicago, but you know what we got? Nathan Fook Fion. The man your mother kills your father for in a heartbeat.”
“We just want you to spend money on us and if you don’t I will die of COVID for no reason.”
Source: Hollywood Reporter
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