Femme fatale, slut and orphan Hasya: types that do not attract men

An impregnable femina capable of pinning a man in place with a single glance. Mysterious and passionate, artistic and unpredictable – and maybe even a little mystical. Men should pursue this woman, because the riddle turns. And the fact that the femme fatale is impregnable is doubly exciting.

Actually: attempts to pose as a femme fatale in the modern world resemble a performance in an amateur show. And they make a man feel a strange feeling: you are doing something, but for some reason he is ashamed of it.

A delicate flower and a poor cat in one bottle: handfuls of twigs, worn sneakers and eyes full of inescapable desire. Probably, he will want to hug you, caress you, warm you, feed you and marry you immediately. He’s a knight and a defender, it’s instinct!

Actually: no “chivalrous” instinct exists, of course. It is exclusively gender education. However, a certain type of man really caters to “orphans”, but you don’t need a home bully, do you? And the rest, perhaps, will not refuse to treat you, poor fellow, with shawarma. And that’s all. Because a woman who pretends to be a child in tears is definitely hysterical. Less. To the maximum – the truth is a child overwhelmed with tears. Oh no!

Picture perfect! You can do whatever you want, you can spit on all limits and at the same time become unusually attractive for a man. Combined! Really, who can love these tasteless “good girls”? The 21st century in the yard!

Actually: That’s it, the twenty-first. The nineties are over. The thing is, you really can do whatever you want, including drinking, smoking, hanging out in clubs until morning and saying obscenities. The problem is, if you do exactly that, you look like a relic museum piece. Very cute, of course, but not exciting at all.

Men want to be the strongest and the smartest, don’t they? LAW. This means that the image of a naive fool who, without the help of a man, is not able to take a step, should attract them. Does it make sense? Logically. So, no more enthusiastic shouting, no more applause, no more stupid questions and no more exclamations of “Oh, I didn’t touch anything, it’s okay!”. And it should work!

Actually: there is nothing more tiring than someone else’s stupidity, it is first. Second, impotence has long ceased to be sexual. Third, well, really, if you don’t know how to light a toaster, you can google it, right? And if you call a man for help, then there are two options: either you don’t understand what you can search for on Google, or you pretend to be an idiot on purpose. Neither, as you know, attracts a man.

We don’t know if you remember this or not, but in the early 2000s, bookstores were littered with manuals like How to be a Bitch. It is not clear why it was believed that bitches attract men, and the bitch, in principle, contributes to a happy and prosperous life. Luckily, a strange trend pretty quickly ordered a long life. But today he suddenly returned – in a new incarnation. The modern bitch has mutated, and her principles now look like this: to show a man that he’s worthless if he’s not ready to throw the world at your feet – that’s the first thing. Second: Accept the world, but push it away. Let him crawl after you and beg you to get off. Let me get it first! What is expensive, men appreciate!

Actually: with the female dogs, the strange types that the female dog could attract fell into oblivion. Well, imagine a modern lambersexual, he’s also a hipster, he’s also an average urban bachelor: a beard and a bun, a scooter and sneakers, Starbucks, a startup and a smartphone. Well, what should he do with the female dog? Draw sarcastic comics about him?

Lush mop of hair. Refined and graceful nose. Expressive eyebrows. Swollen lips. High boobs are pretty big, of course. The booty is round and perky, but the cheeks, on the contrary, are sunken – to emphasize the cheekbones. Long live tattooing, contouring, strobing, hair extensions and hyaluronic acid injections! Long live cosmetic surgery! It’s easy to achieve the ideal, then get to know each other to post a selfie and fight the fans.

Actually: “That feeling when you walk out of the bathroom and you don’t know which table the girl you went on a date with is sitting at.” This joke may sound crude to you, but in fact, men will soon stop distinguishing perfect girls from each other, the same!