In Karaganda! 8 of our texts that annoy men

If you agreed to meet in the square under the clock and are frozen while waiting, you can even add a juicy curse to this message. But if he went to drink beer with friends and did not return at midnight, as promised, there is no need to write this. You are not a mom, and he is not a little boy who has not returned from a walk in time. In general, do not run into rhyme. Quarrel.

“Why didn’t the artillery fire?! Oh, there were a thousand reasons for that! First, we ran out of ammunition…” This anecdote is the best illustration of a typically masculine reaction to a message of such content. If he doesn’t answer, chances are he can’t answer that minute. It doesn’t matter for what reason, it doesn’t matter that he can’t. And the telephone which is constantly ringing at the moment exasperates, exasperates, exasperates!

First of all, sorting things out in SMS correspondence is bad form. Second, you would at least roughly indicate what exactly is wrong. Because if he did something really terrible, you would call, right? And if he’s not very terrible, he doesn’t understand exactly what you’re writing about now. About what, anyway? Forgot the date of the first kiss? Oh horror, how could he, how could he!

Yes, yes, baby, dominate and humiliate! Force him to make excuses and feel guilty. Ask him to immediately come up with a plausible reason for whatever reason he kept quiet. You still won’t know, because you’re forcing him to come up with a pretty plausible pretext and play along.

The best way to break off relations with a man is to write him such an SMS. If he doesn’t answer, he’s a soulless bastard. If he answers “It’s okay” or “Let’s talk later”, he’s a soulless beast again – of course he doesn’t care about you, otherwise he’d write what the problem is! But if he really writes to you what exactly is wrong between you, he is a soulless beast again: is it possible to find out such things in SMS correspondence?! A desperate situation. Can you imagine how much she annoys him?

Do you know what he will answer you? It’s true: “What exactly?” And you don’t have to write: “Well, delicious!” How does he know what looks delicious to you right now? You don’t know each other? It’s true, that’s why this text infuriates him so much. Because he already brought you chocolate, strawberries and a cheeseburger, and then it turned out you wanted pickled tomatoes, grilled chicken and wine. Announce the whole list, don’t torture the person.

It’s the most horrific text message imaginable. Because it could mean anything. Did he do something wrong? Have you decided to break up with him? You are pregnant?! What the hell happened? ! If you feel like talking at a time when it’s impossible to call, at least write down what the conversation will be about. This, consider, is the prevention of early heart attacks. At men’s.

And finally, the leader of our ranking is the dumbest question in the world. To which there is no answer, because the answer “yes” will not suit you. That’s not what you’re asking, is it? You ask this because you lack the visible manifestations of his love. Maybe he should hug you more often, compliment you, or just hang out with you. But what you certainly don’t want from him is to receive a short “Yes” note. And he knows it. And therefore does not know what to answer. Should I send you a verse, or what?

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