Here is a short list of ways to say goodbye! from least terrifying to most terrifying.
- Personally. The most decent way, which requires the most courage and honesty.
- Write a long sincere letter. Perhaps it will be so good and so poetic that one day it will be published. And if you’re some kind of celebrity, your ex (former) will sell it in a tough time. All good.
- Call and drop it all in the phone (and then it turns out his mother/brother is on the line).
- Write on a banner hanging from an airplane, send a carrier pigeon, whistle walrus under the glass, order a newspaper ad for free ads or a banner on his favorite porn site, or organize a flash mob for him to meet people everywhere on their way to work in T-shirts with the words “Dusya leaving you.” Because all the following methods are even more stupid.
- By email. Wherever he goes, if you met several times and realized that it was not your destiny. Just not attaching gifs of kittens and other mainstream-quality cuteness will soften the blow. It won’t help, but an abandoned (abandoned) person won’t be able to take a step on the Internet without their mood going bad – because they will come across something like this everywhere.
- Stick the sticker on the refrigerator. What is this? a) Buy potatoes. b) Pick up the jacket at the dry cleaners. c) Sorry, I don’t love you anymore. Kiss, Vika.
- By text message. Not only because it’s cowardly, but also because her phone has completely different messages from you, like “I love you, I miss you, when are you finally coming?” What do you want for dinner, Bunny? What shall we name the child?
- Personal message on social networks. Kindergarten, suspender pants.
- Public display on the web. It’s really disgusting, so disgusting.
- Just pick up and disappear. Well, at least that’s how people behave who aren’t worth our tears. Even if the consolation is weak.
- Write her a sentimental goodbye song. (Don’t Speak by No Doubt doesn’t count – too good).
- Ask his friend (his girlfriend) to tell everything for you. Stand up.
- Personally, but right after sex. What’s wrong? Are you preparing your place in hell?
Source: The Voice Mag
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