What is true love for a woman: a funny and wise quote from Roman Kartsev

What is true love for a woman: a funny and wise quote from Roman Kartsev

Roman Kartsev’s monologues about “big crayfish, but five each” and “small, but three each” make us laugh even today, although such prizes are no longer available.

In the USSR, during the performances of this funny duo – little Roman Kartsev and big Viktor Ilchenko – the audience cried. The comedians were known throughout the Union, and in the 1970s young Alla Pugacheva performed as the opening act. Vladimir Vysotsky himself was a fan of Kartsev.

Unusual marriage

Despite his ordinary appearance, women loved Roman: few could resist his charm. But the artist had a frightening peculiarity: he almost immediately proposed… to marry her. Most of the girls were indignant: how is this possible, this is the third time in your life you’ve seen me!

But there was one who accepted: Victoria Kassinskaya, a 17-year-old corps de ballet dancer, agreed to accept the hand and heart of 27-year-old Kartsev. True, Roman had to wait a year until the girl came of age. Friends were sure that such a hasty marriage would not last long.

But everyone was wrong: Roman and Victoria lived together until the artist’s death in 2018. In one of his last interviews, Kartsev admitted that he considers his family his main success and that he was always happy that he had opposed his mother, who wanted her son to marry a Jewish woman.

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“If a man loves a woman…”

We still quote many phrases from Kartsev’s speeches. But there is one among them who, although it sounds funny, is actually very wise: “If a man loves a woman, then even such a serious problem as death cannot separate him from her.

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A loving man perceives a woman as one of a kind, unique by definition. She is dear to him for this very reason, and not because she has any advantages – physical or mental.

A man in love understands: it is not character traits or features of appearance that are the essence of the girl who became his soul mate. If she dies, he will never accept a double: he simply does not need a similar woman.

And if the object of true love dies, it does not disappear from the human heart. The woman will always remain with him: every minute he will know what she would say in a given situation, and will conduct a silent dialogue with her.

Therefore, death never separates people who truly love each other if one of them is alive. And perhaps this is why people who have been able to live married for many years do not look for a new couple after the death of their partner – because deep down, they are not alone at all.

The best quotes from Roman Kartsev’s monologues

  • What do you want most when you come up? Spit.
  • Our vertical needs remained unmet. Life is about collecting horizontal goods.
  • A person who calculates his nationality has the life of an ulcer. Everyone appreciates it, but he can’t do that, he can’t do that.
  • We have to listen to our radio and watch our television to know when to run away!
  • He who marries a young woman will pay in full: she will not see him young, and he will not see her old.

Source: The Voice Mag

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