When you think about Endrickyoung promise of Real Madridperhaps what comes to mind are goals and dribbling. But, believe it or not, the 18-year-old star is also a master of another art: that of dating contract (and now marriage) is the most peculiar thing you’ve ever heard of. Yes, this document, written by the influencer Gabriely Mirandais so thorough that even a simple “kkk” is subject to penalties. Get ready to learn the rules of the romance of the century!
Forbidden Words: Be careful with “Um” and “Tá”
If you thought a relationship was based on trust, love and sincere communication, Endrick and Gabriely Miranda They came to show you that one essential ingredient was missing: prohibition of common words. In their contract, words like “hum”, “ahem”, “ok” and “beauty” are expressly prohibited. If that wasn’t already absurd enough, even the popular “kkk” has a limit: it is only allowed to use four “k”! That’s right, if you send a three-letter “kkk”, be prepared to face the consequences, whatever they may be.
“I love you” Mandatory, Always!
Forget spontaneous romanticism. In the contract of Endrick and Gabrielyto say “I love you” it is literally a contractual clause. That’s right, mandatory in all situations. Imagine the scene: you have a headache, in hellish traffic, and suddenly you need to say “I love you” to avoid breaking the contract. A relationship based on love… and legal obligations! Who would have thought that true love would have a built-in fine.
Addictions? No way!
If the dating contract was just about forbidden words and obligatory declarations of love, it would already be strange. But Gabriely Miranda went further: vices are strictly prohibited. And by addictions, they don’t just mean alcohol or cigarettes. Endrick is up prohibited from having virtual girlfriends in the GTA game! What did the young star do in Los Santos to deserve such a specific clause?
Gringa Headlines: How the World is Reacting
Of course, such a peculiar contract would not go unnoticed, not even on the other side of the Atlantic. The French magazine “Madame Figaro” mocked the situation with the title: “Endrick and Gabriely Miranda’s meaningless premarital contract”. The portal “The Objective” highlighted the prohibitions on vices and virtual girlfriends as one of the highlights of the agreement, while the page “Sport 45” preferred to focus on the prohibited words. The Spanish press, which is more accustomed to reporting the exploits of Endrick in the fields, now he needs to deal with his exploits in the courts of love.
The Fine for Breaking the Rules: Gifts as a Penalty
And if you think that such a contract would have no consequences, think again! In the world of Endrick and Gabrielyanyone who breaks one of the strict rules needs to pay a fine in the form of a gift. No financial fines, but good old emotional blackmail with a touch of materialism. Did you forget to say “I love you”? You’ll have to make up for it with something expensive. Did you use “kkk” instead of “kkkk”? Get ready to shell out.
A Serious Contract… Even More
If, for any moment, you thought this was all a joke, know that Gabriely Miranda He took the contract so seriously that he insisted on making it official at a notary’s office. In an interview with “Pod Delas”, the couple revealed that they follow each clause with absolute rigor. No improvisation or flexibility here. Love, apparently, needs a good dose of regulation and supervision, as if it were a football game with VAR.
Surprise! Marriage and Contract Go Together
If you thought this was all just a dating whim, prepare for the surprise: Endrick and Gabriely Miranda they recently got married. And, of course, the dating contract was immediately promoted to premarital contract. Now, in addition to prohibiting words and imposing declarations of love, the agreement also regulates marital life. Their marriage promises to be a live reality show of how to follow strict clauses while trying to maintain a normal relationship.
Between Love and Game: Focus on Lawns?
With so many rules and requirements in relationships, the question remains: how Endrick can focus on Real Madrid? Between not being able to use “um” and having to say “I love you” constantly, the young player also needs to overcome pressure on the pitch. Are the contractual demands of love harder to deal with than La Liga defenders? The mystery remains.
Uncertain Future? The Next Clauses
Who knows what the next clauses that will appear in this highly regulated romance? Emoji ban? Limitation of likes on Instagram photos? Only time will tell how far this couple’s creativity will go in transforming love into a series of rules as complex as those of the football transfer market.
Summary for those in a hurry:
- Endrickfrom Real Madridand Gabriely Miranda they have a dating/marriage contract full of curious rules.
- Words like “hum”, “aham” and “kkk” (with three “k”) are prohibited. Only “kkkk” is allowed.
- AND It is obligatory to say “I love you” in all situationseven if you don’t feel like it.
- Addictions, how to have virtual relationships in gamesare prohibited by contract.
- Anyone who breaks the rules needs pay a fine in the form of a gift.
- The international press was unforgiving, calling the contract a “peculiar” and “meaningless”.
Source: Atrevida
Earl Johnson is a music writer at Gossipify, known for his in-depth analysis and unique perspective on the industry. A graduate of USC with a degree in Music, he brings years of experience and passion to his writing. He covers the latest releases and trends, always on the lookout for the next big thing in music.
